Michael not the smartest person should not be trusted with closing doors but still very lovable <3 still stupid tho
Love you Michael
Love you Michael
by Alex the goblin May 22, 2021
Get the Michael mug.His name is pretty basic, but he's not. There are a lot of Michael's out there, but I personally think my Michael is the best. He's cuter, kinder and funnier than you think. You have to spend a lot of time with Michael to really get to know him. When I first met him, he was a total jerk.. but then I started to spend time with him and he is actually really cool. He has a lot of weird humor (spongebob crying, black guy eating a cheeseburger, the sentence "I just finished polishing my asshole.", etc). Before I actually started talking to my Michael, I thought he was annoying and rude. It turns out I was totally wrong. He's the most caring, loving person I've ever known and he's a great friend. Me and my Michael were friends for a short time until we discovered that we had nearly everything in common, so we started to date. Michael, if you're reading this.. I love you and I'm so lucky I have you in my life <3
Jane: "I sure do love my Michael. Hes so cute and nice."
Miles: "Ew apple gay"
Nathaniel: "cool."
Dante: "anYwaYs"
Michael: "huh?"
Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"
Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"
Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"
Rogan: "wadafak?"
Miles: "Ew apple gay"
Nathaniel: "cool."
Dante: "anYwaYs"
Michael: "huh?"
Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"
Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"
Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"
Rogan: "wadafak?"
by That One Discord Person May 6, 2021
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Get the holden michael billiot mug.michael is the best boyfriend in the world even tho he is very annoying sometimes, he has a very nice smile and he is very sexy but hes kinda of stupid. i like him a lot
by k_123 November 22, 2021
Get the Michael mug.1) A Light skin male who is always late to a meet up then give execuses that doesn't even make any sense.
2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.
2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.
On-a-call:
Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on?
Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...
Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on?
Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...
by Le-me-go September 19, 2018
Get the Michael mug.Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.
"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024
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