settle your tits

When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to settle their tits. A phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down.d

A - What the fuck ref?! Crosby's being a pussy!

B - Dude, settle your tits. Giroux's gonna knock him on his ass.

by Briere48 September 10, 2012

California Tit slap

When you take your dick and slap a bitch nipple with it.

George: Man I was with Regina and I have her a California Tit Slap!
Jason: Bro that's dope!

by The Slim Reaper February 26, 2015

Suck tits month

It’s the time where we all have fun and suck some tittys

Excuse me miss guess what month it is suck tits month

by Mr no-one knows October 9, 2019

Holy fuck tits

Expression used when you are astonished by a said situation.

Person 1:Our cat is dead!
Person 2:HOLY FUCK TITS

by Brozojoe January 9, 2012

Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.

I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.

by Professional Racist December 1, 2021

stuck on my tits

The female version of "stuck on my nuts," this term is used to describe a situation in which a guy is so into a girl that he will not leave her alone and thinks she is basically perfect.

Mark won't stop calling me; he's really stuck on my tits.

by Beederbop June 16, 2010

Mega Tits Huge

An upcoming event/item/thing, etc. that will be awesome beyond all levels of awesomeness. Used by Dave on Code Monkeys.

"Dude, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is coming out soon for the Wii!"
"That game is gonna be Mega Tits Huge!"

by Edward Francis July 20, 2008