Take a Miley

crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump);to defecate; diarrhea

I'm going to have to stop quickly; I need to take a Miley. I wiped my ass and saw a gross Miley on the toilet paper.

by Sir crappington October 12, 2015

Take ins

When you bring food to a potluck

What "take ins" are you bringing to work for the pot luck

by Rorogger February 8, 2023

Take Care Relationship

partners who are separated from contact, with one partner transmitted to check up on the other weekly/ bi-weekly while the others provides satisfactory, such as saying they miss you, showing you them with their partner normally and sexually, and both keeping a healthy distance

They have a take care relationship, don’t get involved

by Hklgxz March 25, 2023

taking a nap

tieneing sexo con lismar/liumar

im gonna taking a nap en tu mamas camas.

by Uranictie386109 April 6, 2023

Taking a lane

Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.

*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.

Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”

by Lane Blow’Glee June 3, 2019

Take a toothpick to it

Meaning if it is easy and accessible to try and fix your own things, or DIYing a solution before going to (if at all) professional assistance. Typically because the professionals are very expensive or a hassle.

Comes from trying to fix technology and other of the sort with small things that everyone has, such as toothpicks, because getting it professionally fixed is very expensive, and you might as well try.

John: man, my car is really acting up, but I can’t afford to take it in to the shop right now.
Emily: dude, just take a toothpick to it.

Sara: my phone speakers were absolutely trash earlier, but I took a toothpick to them and now they sound fine!

Eric: dammit, I need stitches but the American healthcare system is hell
Aaron: well, you know the drill. Pull up YouTube, we’re just going to have to take a toothpick to it

by Grosh is better then all of us July 25, 2023

Take The Jump

when someones says 'Take the jump' it means taking the jump off somewhere high, so it would result in suicidal death.

mike: "just take the jump sarah!"
sarah cries as she hops off the cliff and dies

by heartsformyself August 11, 2024