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Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment
A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!
by CGZXZ May 17, 2025
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A line eshays say when they are fighting someone. They say it when you look like you are scared and never attack.
eshay 2: *continues dodging swings*
eshay 1: take your first swing ya dog
by TheSBPony December 16, 2021
mugGet the take your first swing ya dogmug.

Taking a West

The act of a lactose intolerant person eating three days worth of dairy and holding it. At day three, the butt is aimed to the west. Once let loose, the liquid poo-beam circumnavigated the earth and hits the defecated in the face.
Man, you been taking a west? You’re face is covered in crap!!
by We5ticles September 30, 2025
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《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》
《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》
mugGet the 《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》mug.

Take your badguy around the corner

Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.
When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.
by Sand Digger May 3, 2019
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Take drugs, kill bear

A phrase originating from Fallout New Vegas, Take Drugs Kill Bear is a philosophical mindset, roughly meaning "Do fun stuff, take on challenges" It also does refer to the practice of consuming narcotics and engaging in lethal fights with bears.
"I don't know man, I live with a more "Take drugs, kill bear" type philosophy, y'know?"
by LikeSomeReallyEvilGuy April 4, 2025
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take you uptown

A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.
"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"

"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"
by Crypto-metaphor July 29, 2023
mugGet the take you uptownmug.

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