A: I drank breast milk from my gf for the first time yesterday. She says she'd rather drink cum but goddamn it was the best thing I've ever drank in my fucken life
B: First, stop being horny. second, FUCK YOU
B: First, stop being horny. second, FUCK YOU
by stawckbattl December 31, 2023
Maud had come that many times from Cedric''s sinful antics she could feel the squelch of her clitoris milk as he buried his longfellow into her tunnel of love!! What a lucky girl she felt!!
by Tent peg October 11, 2017
by handsome_burger July 18, 2021
Damn! Gerg was really in the milk when he ragged on that 78 year old lady's cardigan, and made fun of her dead husband. She had NO comeback.
by Strictlytrolling June 28, 2023
"Hey man, sorry I couldn't meet up last night; I was getting ready to go out, but Alex was in a mood when she returned from the office. She wanted to get my attention by showing me something, giving me a milking press till my legs gave out" "Wow, lucky you, bro, I couldn't imagine. Sounds romantic."
by Curare the defenestrator February 24, 2023
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