Mid afternoon, when a wave of tiredness just overwhelms you, take an OMK… Just like a Siesta really…
by Count Shillitoe May 29, 2022
Get the Old Man Kipmug. A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.
by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022
Get the old song marathonmug. An old mastiff is when one simply kidnaps and elderly person and inserts there penis in the elderly persons anus and uses them as a snow board.
by idiocy March 14, 2014
Get the Old Mastiffmug. by Tman27 April 13, 2019
Get the Old ballsmug. noun: A sneaky, dramatic victory in fantasy football where a team makes an unexpected, last-minute comeback, usually in the most absurd or infuriating way possible. Often accompanied by tears of joy for the winner and tears of despair for the loser.
"Jones thought he had it in the bag until The Old Backdooré Amoré struck like a thief in the night. McLaughlin booted two clutch field goals in the final minutes, knocking Jones out of the playoffs and leaving him screaming at his phone, 'I swear to fuck!'"
by Tronor McGregor December 2, 2024
Get the The Old Backdooré Amorémug. 
