michael

a big ass bitch with a small dick and pimples on his nipples

this michael guy is a bitch bruh, he’s got dreads on his titties

by gregory smith the 18th February 12, 2024

Michael

A fat ugly

Michael is ugly and fat

by Jduxu bsbdufbch November 22, 2021

michael jackson

"i got black i got white whatchu want"

michael jackson is gay

by rosharusasar July 19, 2021

Michael

Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.

Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up

by Chromaland August 20, 2021

Big Bear Killing Michael

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Big Bear Killing Michael

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025

michael stephens

a very loud white guy who can be a dick at times but once you get to know him he is one of kindest guys you will ever meet

Michael Stephens: YEET

by youlikechicken? October 10, 2019

Michael

Michael is a perfect boyfriend, he does everything for his girlfriend. He has high responsibility. He works for who he loves and will everything do that she is happy and she can have a good future with him.

Girlfriend:Baby why do you work and can't visit me, i miss you so much and i will see you
Michael: I want to give you a better future because i am your man and i have to give you all you want.

by a. h. January 29, 2019