Back-handed insult

Something that sounds like an insult until you explain and find out its really a compliment

Dude 1: man, she's F.A.T.

Dude 2: dude she doesn't even weigh 100 pounds.

Dude 1: dude F.A.T. means Fabulous and Tasty. Its a back-handed insult

by The Duk3 March 29, 2021

Hand Bitin Fine

A term used to describe a guy who is extremely hot or attractive. Once you see the man, you usually take your hand and bite it because of how attractive he is.

"Oh, man. You see that guy over there?"
*Heck yeah*
"He is for sure Hand Bitin Fine.

(as both bite on their hands)

by Rose24 November 14, 2010

Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011

Cold Hand Richard

When you have to piss but your hand is cold and the only way to get your dick out is to grab it is with literally popsicle fingers. Totally sucks

I really wanted to piss but that Alaskan cold hand Richards got me.

by Fayd Rautha November 9, 2017

gain the upper hand

Where you are able to happily grasp and retain a nice gal's "upper" hand --- i.e., the one opposite to her "lower" hand from the shoulder that she's lying on --- while stretched out on your sides at the beach or spooning her in bed.

Being allowed to gain the upper hand while spooning with a nice girl is always a pleasure; just remember to always employ the wrist-twist compromise to ensure maximum comfort for both of you.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

second-hand 4chan

a 4chan-based meme that is found on an image aggregator and posted on a social networking site

Please don't post a rageguy comic from funnyjunk on my facebook page, that's second-hand 4chan

by Copperbeard November 2, 2010

waffle hand hold

Also known as the "relationship hand hold" the waffle hand hold is when two people hold hands by lacing their fingers together. It's a higher level hand hold, surpassing the pancake hand hold in intimacy.

A: Fred and I held hands waffle style.

B: The waffle hand hold? I didn't know you guys were that serious.

by smexy_hotdog82 March 4, 2022