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Domer Boner

When you rip the shmack so many times you get an erection.
Broooo I just got so domed, I think I even got a domer boner!”
by Tavanator February 17, 2020
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note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.
Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.
by Xantipe January 14, 2020
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Demon Boner

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…
He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Rangers version; Demon Boners unite and they form into a Mega Demon Boner
by MValentine69 April 2, 2022
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Boner Zone

-anything that a male human finds arousing
That redhead with the bodacious rump really hits me in my boner zone.
by GrEEKNESS75 June 30, 2019
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Loose boner

A loose boner is having a boner out of nowhere for no reason
by Hat_Man December 18, 2017
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Boner Switch

Any new discovery that excites you.
Like "turned me on" was used in a non-sexual context.
Bro, you have got to check out this new band! They totally tripped my boner switch!
by Pat Lark February 10, 2023
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Screaming Boner

When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time
My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.

I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.
by YoBoiAlex November 3, 2020
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