Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

by anonymous July 15, 2024

Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad

where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy

by robertw101 July 27, 2010

Ville moment

When refering to something or someone short.

Im coming up short on my rent this moth... !!!VILLE MOMENT!!!!

by progamerman February 24, 2023

Beavert Moment

A Beavert Moment is when you are completely unaware of what is going on

Cade: *actively talking about what we're doing tonight
Avert 5 minutes later: What are we going to do tonight?
Tripp: Beavert moment

by ChiefBirdclaw March 12, 2021

Gigi Moment

When the brain begins to malfunctioning causing the individual to act obtuse and abnormally stupid.

Wait you're actually 28?!" "you just had a gigi moment"

by Gigi dumb March 2, 2021

Grandma Moment

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.

Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.

by grandma_moment_guy September 6, 2019

Abby moment

The state in which ones asshole is so raw from the quality/quantity of their bowel movements.

Dude, those shits after the taco bell had blood on the toilet paper. It was a real Abby moment.

by Nogbert March 22, 2022