Ass-Crackery

Of or relating to the ass crack. May also be used as a vile reference or interjection.

This entire lecture is pure ass-crackery.

Rachel took me home and said it was time for some ass-crackery so I hit it good.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Ass-kickery

The art of destroying and demolishing someone or something.

She had preformed ass-kickery

by Peepee-sheets December 21, 2018

Ass nebula

When ur doing anal and find a spot that feels old and she farts on ur peepee

Dude 1: how was that girl you were with last night?
Dude 2: it sucked bro, she let me stick it in her ass, but she had an ass nebula
Dude 1: dudeeee that sucks ass. Sorry bruv

by Tunafishyyyy December 30, 2018

Vidalia ass

An ass so sweet, it makes you cry, alluding to the vidalia onion.

God damn, all these vidalia asses making me cry fam.

by El ritardo June 19, 2018

Megan's Ass

The most beautiful thing you will ever see. Megan's Ass is a sexy voluptuous piece of art that must be treated well.

Friend 1: Hey man, did you see Megan's Ass last night?

Friend 2: Yeah, holy shit man. I almost passed out, I got so hard.

by Fantasy World January 22, 2019

A1 ass

Best ass you ever seen!

Damn man you see that girl she had an a1 ass.

by Johndeereguy1969 February 5, 2019

Wash Ass

When you are wiping your ass over and over from an angry shit, it's time to hop in the shower and clean your ass off. Don't forget the crack. Once you've lost this wiping battle and have a rash, it's time to wash ass.

After 3 flushes and 20 minutes of wiping, I had to wash ass.

by IfYouLetMeDoOneMoreTrick September 17, 2018