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Urban Dictionary

Used for memes, then for information, then memes again.
Joe: Hey, I need information, can I use your dictionary?
Bob: Just use Urban Dictionary
Joe: That's not used for information! Its used for Memes!
Bob: Info!
Joe: Memes!
U.D.: Shut up
Both: ok
by HEY! SHUT UP! October 25, 2018
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“Whats an Urban Dictionary
*Goes on Urban Dictionary and searches it up*
by myusernamesucks November 24, 2021
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You clicked on the wrong link probably... Meant to get to the home of urban dictionary but clicked the definition, what an idiot.
I'ma go check on urban dictionary my home place to roast people

Oh wait, I'ma idiot I didn't click on the first link.
by Ocaink Boi January 2, 2021
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A website. Only around 1% of the use of this website is the use it was meant to have.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.

So let me show you some real-life searches i did.
me - *looks up Moustache*
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"

So thats what urban dictionary is.
by scarful23 December 10, 2020
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Is this something people talk about in their daily lives?
Some guy "Hey, did you read that urban dictionary post the other day?"

Some other guy "Yeah, I was talking to my friend about it because that's totally a thing that people talk about."

Some guy "I know! I don't go a day WITHOUT talking about Urban Dictionary. I've actually NEVER had a conversation that wasn't about Urban Dictionary"

Some other guy "That's tight. We are totally normal people and talk about totally normal things."

Third guy "Hey, you ever hear of that one guy?"

Some guy "Bro, shut up! We're talking about Urban Dictionary! If it's not about Urban Dictionary we don't want to hear it."

Third guy "Bro! He's on Urban Dictionary!"

Some other guy "WHAT!? HE IS!?"

Third guy "YES! He is! People talk about him and Urban Dictionary all the time!"

Some guy "Oh! Ok. I thought you were going to talk about something other than Urban Dictionary."

Third guy "There are things to talk about other than Urban Dictionary?"

Some guy "Touché!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
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the place you go when you’re bored as fuck and wanna know literally anything
by dyl O’Brien November 17, 2019
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URBAN DICTIONARY HOAX

BLOWBACK PAYBACK...T0 T00 BLINK 182
ESPECIALLY PARKER AND "OLD YELLER"....ELDER ABUSE POLICE OFFICERS AND RESTAURANTEURS AND CASINO RESORTS ETC. .... DID N0T MAKE ME SAD" T0BY C0VEL KEITH HAS STOMACH CANCER...HOW IS IT "R0CKIN"
I LOVE THIS BAR....AT ENTRANCE ...FLAMINGO

C0NNIE DURING CALL AT THE DELUXE EAST NASHVILLE , "WHEN I BRIUGHT UP THE HOT BUBBLE BATH WITH NEPHEW BRAD"..."I WILL CALL THE NATIONAL POLICE ON YOU" "SHE YELLS" "00H 0LD YELLER " DID NOT MAKE ME SAD"..END 0F JANUARY 2009 T0 FEBRUARY 2009 AROUND.

WHEN I ARRIVED AUGUST 18, 2021 IN MOUNTAIN VIEW SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI WAS AGAIN ON THE CELLPHONE AT FIRST APPROACH GOOGLEPLEX WALKING AWAY FROM SHORELINE AMPLITHEATHER GOING UP THE HILL BY JOSUE AFTER SECOND FINALLY DROP OFF THE UBER DRIVER AS BEFORE JOSE AND MY NICE SUITCASES AS LUCAS SUE CAL ...ELDER ABUSE AND ANTI-SEMATISM INFUSION GOES ON ESPECIALLY THE C0FFEE H0USES CITE STARBUCKS AND PEET'S MANDALAY BAY SHOOTING STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK...JUST C0INCIDENCE N0T FABRICATED INTENTIONALLY

WHAT I SAY IS CREDIBLE, TRUTHFUL ...SUBSTANTIVE PROOF CANNOT BE REFUTED

SONG BY ALAWANA ALAN I WALDMAM

A LYRIC FRAGMENT ...CLIMB THE HILL
"TAKE A LOOK. HOLD STILL, CLIMB THE HILL...A SONG BY WEEKND ...THE HILLS ROBBIE PETER WILLAMS AND GUY ANT0NY CHAMBERS ND .."CRIMINAL LIABLE PROPERTY ...H0LMBY HILLS ...ME AND MY MONKEY AUGUST 1,2,3 2003 LIVE KNEBWORTH

A PROPAGANDA NEWS STORY for catching a PEDOPHILE.
The HATHAWAY PEDOPHILE RING seems peppered for no reason PEPPERED SPRAYED DUE TO SMITH'S MARYLAND PARKWAY AND COMMERCIAL AT CHEVR0N A TRANSGENDER DID IT ... MARYLAND PARKWAY AND EAST FLAMINGO >$7 DOLLARS FROM 7-ELEVEN .., VINCENT ERNEST LOPEZ , ABUSIVE SUPERBALL SECURITY TWICE AROUND SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI MADE AN APPEARANCE AFTER AND TIME DURATION BEFORE TALKING VERY RAPIDLY ON CELL PHOME IN BOTH PLACES "SWEAR NEAR 7-11 QUITE TRAMATIC with names all to familiar with a GAMES OF OVERLAP as the name HILTON AND N00N should draw immediate suspicion it was an elaborate RICHARD FLISS and CONSTANCE WALDMAN FUSC0 FLISS construct by their hired FBI ICE MAN JAMES ALLEN NELSON ansd GAYE DUBIN KLEIN DENNIS PASSES P0WERS to use the URBAN DICTIONARY HOAX to not only snare ALAN I WALDMAN , ANAL ALAN the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE but to be employed using OPERATION ANAL VAP0RS other CHILDREN AND BABY PEDOPHILES.
IF YOU OVERHEAT P00R WATER IN YOUR CAR OVER YOUR HEAD AND CRACK THE WINDOW...FIRST
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE September 6, 2022
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