wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself

the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself

by morting March 17, 2025

Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched

Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"

by Kaylee1992 May 28, 2022

Wet Dream

When GeorgeNotFound shoves a squirt-gun up Dreamwastaken's anus. Usually used in FanFictions

I did the Wet Dream to my boyfriend last night.

by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023

is water wet

Yes
in 1951, a scientist at bell labs named "Flint Lockwood" invented water. During this time, the world only ran on 5-hour energy. He coinied the term "wet" when he one time spilled water on his drippy shirt, because he said so. Today, water being wet is known to all the humans in the world as scientific law. A statement of fact.

Any that try to disprove it are eterenally no-brained

Person 1: Is water wet?
Person 2: 153.158.15.4

by Croldfish December 27, 2021

Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

Crab names for a band fraternity by name of 5DP (5 deadly plagues). (They had to do the kappa donut to join)

Ballsweat: *talks*
Master Hightop Long Neck: Shut up ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

by Class-Clown78 March 2, 2025

Wet Skype

When you have a "special" Skype call with the best friend of the opposite gender, usually not your boyfriend/girlfriend. In this special video chat, you guys have a conversation while masturbating in front of the other. You usually have your genitals showing and your hand in motion. The two people talk like they regularly would, but at the same time pleasure themselves. You don't talk about anything relating to what you are doing. Just have a regular convo. You do this to open up and become comfortable with someone. It is becoming more common, and is a great way to become closer with your best friend of the opposing gender.

Hey Bob, do you wanna wet skype?
Yeah sure! One sec let me get my d*ck out.

Hey how was your wet skype yesterday?
It was awesome! We both climaxed, nothing out of the ordinary though.

by SuperSocial December 22, 2013

southern wet willie

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.

While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.

by thecraklin March 3, 2015