85% Rule

Applies to sports bars that are always right near capacity, but you could always find a seat.

These unicorn bars are the best of both worlds for fans: A great atmosphere AND people know they could still get in without reservations.

Melissa: Where we watching the game tonight, Fam?

Jeff: Ugh, I totally forgot to make a reso, I have been busy all week.

Melissa: Ok, tip-off is in one hour, let's go to 99 Wings, they are an 85% Rule place.

Jeff: So good, and they have the best cajun rub wings.

by Mike109999 August 6, 2022

Quidditch Rules

Refers to any competition or game, official or otherwise, where there is one task that has a significantly disproportionate effect on the scoring; Especially where this single task has a huge luck element to it.

This term originates from the rules of Quidditch, a sport in author J.K. Rowling's fictional world of witchcraft & wizardry, in which there are multiple ways to score a handful of points, but the if a seeker catches the Golden Snitch –an action that immediately ends the game– they receive 15x a normal scoring point in the game, thus almost always securing the victory even if they were significantly behind in the rest of the game.

We worked our butts off to score well all semester, but the professor pulled some Quidditch Rules bullsh*t and gave the team who did best on last week's assignment 15x the points of all the other assignments, so the team in last place won.

by Calvin2009 March 19, 2021

Rule 34

War is good for business - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 34. Easily confused with the 35th Rule, which is that peace is good for business.

Lt. Dax mistakenly stated that Rule 34 was that peace was good for business. Quark corrected her and told her that was actually the 35th Rule.

by Storm Sexxwatt August 5, 2021

Rule 34

The 34th rule of the internet: If it exists there’s porn of it. “If there’s not, start uploading!”

1: Yo do you know if there’s any ____ porn?
2: yeah, it’s on Rule 34.

by already in use by s0me0ne else June 22, 2022

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

Rule 34

Something that everyone hates but is never taken down

rule 34 is messed up

by some guy who uses the Internet October 7, 2021

Rule 34

Rule 34 is an internet fanart of pornography

“I saw that one Minecraft YouTuber dream on rule 34

by not1day February 13, 2021