Crack taco

The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.

I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.

by NopeNah November 7, 2019

Taco Tower

Name for Wilgus Hall at UW-Platteville.

Lets go to Taco Tower to look for chicks.

by semenmaster September 2, 2012

Taco

A dimwit who is afraid to even set foot in an athletic arena who lives in his Mommy’s basement where he struggles with his latent homosexuality and addiction to autoeroticism. Often unable to spell even monosyllabic words due to spending all of his time trolling the internet looking for bottomless pictures of Timothée Chalamet

Don’t pay attention to anything that guy says, he’s a Taco. In fact, you should probably say a prayer for him. Every night he cries about how awful his life is, and uses the tears as lubricant for his masturbatory addiction. Just pray the internet doesn’t run out of twink porn or he may go postal.

by LetsBeHonest5 February 16, 2023

Taco Bell

Taco Bell - Noun - Slang term for dog food.

Dog 1: Mmmm taco bell. ***SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP***

by Saratosia January 17, 2022

Vanilla Taco

Vanilla Taco people are those who don’t participate in conspiracies or the general suspicion of governmental affairs. They have no spicy takes, and as such, are vanilla tacos.

“Oh man, did you hear about the Epstein files? What a coverup, am I right?”

“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”

“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”

by arthurcallaghan July 27, 2025

bronze taco

when your anus hangs down resembling a brown taco from having too much anal sex

Dammn that girl has a bronze taco down to her knees! She must be gettin it in the booty.

by Dilly Bar 11 October 25, 2010

Glossy Taco

Nail polish slang for glossy topcoat. Originated from YouTuber Cristine aka Simply Nailogical

*after using holo nail polish* Let's put on some glossy taco next!

by MadameBonaparte July 16, 2017