act two blues

The sadness you feel at the second act of a three act story where the main characters are at their lowest point.
Guy 1: Remember at the end of "The Empire Strikes Back" and Luke lost his hand and Solo got captured

Guy 2: Yup, gave me some serious Act Two Blues
by Gentleman Nemesis June 19, 2015
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two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.
Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.
by Jaw beg October 22, 2017
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I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks
I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks
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an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.
"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
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two over five

Bro what are these two over fives doing here
by Gwader October 27, 2018
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