a shit head who will ruin your life while simultaneously making it amazing. he’s stupid and gay as shit but also lit (lol, see that rhyme??), but also really funny and weird and will brighten your day instantly. he’s loving and caring yet destructive af.
michael torres, if you don’t sit tf down and shut tf up im gonna tape you to the ceiling and swing at you with a bat. the living kind.
by izzyc_2001 February 14, 2018
Get the michael torresmug. by nocental September 7, 2022
Get the Michael&Bellamug. A fucking gay Indian motherfucker that loves to slap cats ass and get jumped by dogs , he is like a magnet for animal sex
by Orange fuck October 1, 2021
Get the Joshua Michael Nayarmug. 
by AerickBacon December 5, 2023
Get the Michael Mcfadedmug. by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024
Get the Michael Jordanmug. Michael is such an amazing person and really easy to fall in love with , i myself have. He’s a ginger most likely and has little curls. He’s definitely short but cares so much for someone. I really like a Michael but too scared to tell him, but honestly just go for it , even if he has a girlfriend, because Michaels are understanding and kind. If they really like you they will make eye contact, plus they are SO SO HOT 🥵🥵. One look in their eyes and your in love. I don’t know how i could go everyday without such a hot kid in one of my classes. If you don’t know a michael then it’s time to meet one because you’re missing out on everything. They can hurt you but always come back, ALWAYS. They truly care about how you feel even if you always cry and feel like they don’t. Please go find yourself a Mikey MA-nvm RIGHT NOW!!!!
Girl 1: OMG who is that
Girl 2: That’s my BF Michael
Girl 1: HOLY SHI- he’s hot asf
Girl 2: That’s why he’s mine 😘
Girl 2: That’s my BF Michael
Girl 1: HOLY SHI- he’s hot asf
Girl 2: That’s why he’s mine 😘
by LF (maybe initials ;) ) September 29, 2021
Get the Michaelmug.