Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment

A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!

by CGZXZ May 17, 2025

Take the L

your a fortnite player and you also play it at night your mom allows you that means she is a bi*ch. you never win and you are a noob.when you play with your friends.they mostly will say take the L and the dance for that is pick you d*ck and make a L with your hand and put it on your head.

Take the L, Loser!

by susguy2 November 1, 2022

Warm Take

A mildly hot take. A non-controversial and inoffensive opinion.

My warm take is that President Trump is not the best President we've ever had.

by urbandickchinairy July 26, 2020

take a healthy

Take a Healthy is letting loose of a very good bowel movement.

I gotta take a healthy.

Let me go handle this healthy.

“ Where’s Sweets?!”
“ He’s taking a healthy fool!”

by Musick14 January 30, 2021

Take a Miley

crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump);to defecate; diarrhea

I'm going to have to stop quickly; I need to take a Miley. I wiped my ass and saw a gross Miley on the toilet paper.

by Sir crappington October 12, 2015

taking wills

verb: The act of beating an opponent into submission, to the point of near death.

Luke was a beast during his football game today. He was taking wills.

by gadaddio August 12, 2024

Taking a briitt

When discussing relieving yourself but trying to be discreet with online friends.

Sorry, I was taking a Briitt. I’m back now and feel refreshed.

by TacoJimm January 18, 2020