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Spoiler Rape

The act of being forced to watch a (part) of a new episode whilst you didnt consent to it or would much rather like to watch it elsewhere or with other company.
"He made me watch a part of the new Rick And Morty episode. Before i could refuse i was already watching it... i was spoiler raped"
by J.N. (Mediocre Porn Producer) September 27, 2017
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progressive rape

Anyone with Progressive insure who has gotten into a car accident has felt the pain and mutilation of Progressive rape—being fucked around phone call after call and going nowhere and loosing your insurance before anything is paid out.

Fuck Progressive insurance!
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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Rape

When someone puts a penis where it shouldn't be.
A: I just got raped.
B: Define 'rape'.
A: Penis somewhere... not good...
by Báleygr March 16, 2020
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condom rape

When a woman forcefully removes your condom during sex and tries to get herself pregnant against your will. Similar to penetration rape, except, as it is a woman doing it, feminists claim it is justifiable and men should "man up" by (presumably) reporting condom rapists to the police, or pepper spraying them in the face.
My girlfriend tried to condom rape me yesterday. I pulled out my can of mace and sprayed her. She called the police and I got 5 years in jail for assault, and got told by everyone how evil I was for defending myself against a rapist.
by Truth-Seeker666 November 19, 2015
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Rape

(Def.1)something dumbasses joke about that's not very funny

(Def.2)something women use to ruin people's lives
(Def.3)a thing that is used by feminists to get people locked up and ruin lives
Person 1 bruh I got raped we gotta call the cops

Normal person: but you said you were a virgin

Person 1: the cops don't know that
by Nighthsade4468 February 24, 2022
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Rape measure

When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size
Oh let me just get my tape measure, said the taylor

you mean rape measure you seedy bastard
by charliecharlie May 17, 2013
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Dolphin rape

When dolphining hump somebody like they are about to get a long dick. Also known as dolphin dicking.
That man just ran up and dolphined so hard it is a rape case. They got caught dolphining and were charged with sexual harassment. Dolphin rape and dolphin dicking is illegal.
by Long dick dolphin April 2, 2021
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