piss-lettes

The 3 drops of piss that end up in your underwear after taking a leak

Chris and Joni were discussing that they hate the fact that Mike and Todd always have piss-lettes in the underwear when they do laundry.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

piss stamp

When you are getting out of the shower and your husband gets in the shower after having a piss and he stamps his piss tail on your freshly washed leg!

"Steven, I've just got out of the shower and you've just piss stamped me with your piss covered tail!!

by Pinky Woo March 29, 2017

professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.

Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.

by SassyBabe3290 May 2, 2017

Piss jitters

When you have been needing to pee but you neglect going, resulting in you shaking uncontrollably in short bursts.

I needed to urinate so badly that i got the piss jitters, i looked like Michael J Fox.

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

projectile pissing

It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.

Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.

by Teslarossa May 17, 2017

piss curl

It's where a females pubic hair grows fairly long and it it starts to curl between the flaps.

Yo guys I have a piss curl

by _wag_~Wong June 2, 2017

weak as piss

Dean Baade

Dean bad boy Baade is weak as piss

by Feralberyl June 5, 2017