monkey grinder

when the girl giving you a blowjob has braces and grinds your cock with them.

that girl i hooked up with was a monkey grinder.

by black-free May 26, 2012

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005

monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.

As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.

by Craig July 7, 2004

Spider monkey

A sexual position where the male inserts his penal object into the breastulare corals (may be commonly referred to as cleavage) and achieves orgasmic fusion as the female makes a licking or sucking motion on the male's testicles.

Jeff's busty ginger girlfriend suggested the spider monkey position after the missionary position got old.

by Yobungus1337 December 31, 2010

pump a monkey

To have sex with a black person. The mark of a true skank.

"How the fuck could you pump a monkey? I guess you'll have sex with anything."

by Anonymous321321 December 19, 2006

Flying monkey

One person is hung from the ceiling dressed as a monkey while the person paints their penis yellow and “feeds the monkey the banana”.

Hey Jane come over here and gimme a flying monkey

by Super shrimper May 14, 2018

monkey nuts

tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.

The howler monkeys eat monkey nuts to survive.

by jason biggs June 12, 2002