Love Burglar

someone attempting to steal your significant other in complete disregard for the mate via text messaging, facebooking, myspacing, and/or any other form of communication.

Police Officer-"Attention all units, we have a love burglar on the loose. He's terrorizing all relationships on this side of the mississip!!!."

Warning to Women-"Ladies, the love burglar is armed and dangerous with strategic entanglement in the form friendly gesturing via messaging. Stay behind closed phones and lock your gaydar in to place for these disrespectful nerdalerts."

by Erica'sboyfriend September 9, 2009

Mother-in-love

This is an affection nickname given to one's mother-in-law, especially when the relationship is of a positive camaraderie.

I absolutely have to get this dress for my mother-in-love. She'd love it!

by The Thesaurus Lady September 11, 2022

Love-Haze

Love-Haze: When everything you see about and in a person is filtered through, and seen only through your heart and love. How they look, who they are... everything is beautiful.

Everything about John is beautiful to me... even his round belly... but I know I'm seeing him through a love-haze, so helping him eat heathier so he can lose weight. I will miss that cute belly!

by JaneGordon.com March 28, 2023

Love Wreck

Someone who can’t find a relationship.

“Man Bella’s really a love wreck”

by Pogger22 June 3, 2020

True Love

Something you once believed....
The brain-wash from Disney.....
The feelings only fiction character can felt real....
Something don't existed irl...
Something you once dreamed of have one but-........i don't even want to say it out......

"Only true love kisses can break the spell!" said witch Maleficent
" Oh shoot, she won't wake up forever now......" said Megan who just realized the truth that true love doesn't really existed.....

by Emptiness_123 October 15, 2021

love rape

rape fantasy carried out by a loved one or someone you like or have a sexual relationship with. More like passionate fucking to blatantly put it.

x: "what turns you on?"
Y: "I dont know how to explain it. I want someone to fuck me passionately, but a bit on the rough side. almost bdsm without the abuse. Kinda wanna be man handled but not too rough. Like push me against a wall. balls deep type shit."
X: "Oh, you wanna be love raped?"
y: omg yes thats it!!!

(literally how the conversation went :P)

by rusabu June 27, 2014

love replacement

A love replacement is something that someone uses to compensate for a lack of love. A brokenhearted person might use a love replacement to replace the person they love and crave the most.

Examples of Love replacements include:

-Alcohol.

-commonly Food.
-Drugs or Cigarettes.
-Art or music.

-Phone/Computer.
-In rare cases Jewelry or expensive goods such as gold.

Food is the most common one, also seen as comfort food.

Jewelry or gold is quite uncommon and usually occurs when the person, usually woman, is around the person they love everyday and therefore need something to distract them from it.

Love replacement
Lina comfort eats.

Lambba is an alcoholic.

Jasmine obsesses over diamonds, all because of Jack.

by Lovely millie January 17, 2013