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bush mechanic

A guy who knows how to handle vagina with skill.
Hey baby, I'm your bush mechanic. Let me fix you up!
by Breezy Briel October 23, 2017
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bush telly

A bush telly is when a woman has enough cloths fluff in her belly button it starts to look like a tree
Girl you have one big bush telly going on there
by Coozba August 17, 2017
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Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!
Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.
by Stoney69 June 22, 2022
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bush

1) A plant that houses and protects small animals.
2) One of the most beautiful parts of a woman's body.
3) Two former U.S. Presidents, one of whom kept company with people named Quayle, the other of whom is the son of the first and keeps company with people named Dick.

Isn't it a shame that the first two definitions, which are wonderful things, must share with the latter one? We should start calling the Presidents 'Bursh' instead, to dissociate.
1) The quail hid in the bushes to escape from the fox.
2) He sensually drifted his fingers through her bush before caressing her clitoris.
3) In recent news, Shrub- I mean, Bush Jr. is no longer our President. Now perhaps we can pull out of Iraq.
by Soda1234 March 1, 2009
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Hush your bush

Any other way to say STFU to somebody very annoying
Clara: guess what
Cobe: what
Clara: chicken butt!!
Cobe: Hush your bush
Clara: whatever
by CLOBE December 23, 2023
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Bush

There was a bush near my friend house
by anonymous January 16, 2023
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George W. F. H. Bush

The commando-in-chief. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt, gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but says he's from Texas so his O&G coworkers will accept him.
Coworkers on the Teams call: "I think you're on mute, we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear you!"
by daltonjfk September 24, 2021
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