Anna Banana

A privileged, out of touch liberal white woman.

Anna banana bought a new pair of Prada sandals to attend a brunch to raise awareness for the unhoused.

by LadyPowerATL May 31, 2024

The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.

It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.

by MenoDrive September 13, 2024

hand banana

another term for dick...

He couldn't stop stroking his hand banana.

by Isthatmustachereal November 3, 2024

sweg banana

And abbreviation of someone will eventually get "it"

Hope is you know you're gonna have to deal with my sweg banana for that dress

by Sweg banana November 21, 2024

Brazilian Banana Boy

(noun) is a flamboyant Brazilian male that resembles a peacocking twink. He always wears tight shirts and tries to keep on top with the latest trends. They come across with a machismo, arrogant, “I am better than you” demeanor. They are usually accompanied by really attractive women, but secretly they are gay and attracted to other males. They love to partake in giant Brazilian circle jerk ceremonies and make Brazilian Fart Porn.

That Brazilian dude with the hot girl is really Brazilian Banana Boy.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024

Brazilian Banana Slap

When two Brazilian Banana Boys jerk each other off until they both cum on each other Penis’s and then they start slapping their penis’s together.

Da Silva and Gonzales got caught doing the Brazilian Banana slaps in the locker room shower yesterday.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024

mare banana

Mare Banana is the equivalent of a Đole. Mare Banana is a Sahara dessert king with Somersby and Panthers. Mare Banana is known to impregnate a lot of women, and if he does not get pleased, he can very easily 808 (crashout). Mare Bananas crashouts can be very bad so it is advised to beware from his 808s.

Mare is also a word used for someone who mews while munting

Person 1: Wow, this guy is on an insane 808 munting crashout dude!

Person 2: Yeah bro, he is mare banana.

Person 1: Oh dang dude, he fucked my girlfriend if I am not mistaken!

Person 2: Not impossible. He is known for breeding too!

Person 1: What a mare banana!

by orangapomoretnapizamila January 8, 2025