Pro Smash Bros. Player

A pedophile

Man, I have been arrested several times for
pedophilia, I must be a pro smash bros. player.

by Thoggerock July 5, 2020

Super Smash Bros Ultimate

A game that would be the best until the next smash bros.

R.I.P for all these characters:
The Wah
Shovel knight
Isaac
Shadow
Lyn
Shrek
Goku

Guy 1: have you played super smash bros ultimate?
Guy 2: no I play games like Fortnite
Guy 1: Are you six or mental?

by Dr. Juerdo Titsgo November 14, 2018

Don't tase me bro

Andrew Meyer's catch-phrase.

In the event of police brutality, scream "Don't Tase Me Bro!"

by glindabatgirl October 6, 2007

Watch your jet bro

Sad last word. Spoken because bro doesnt watch his jet

Bro's friend : Hey bro watch your jet !........watch your jet bro WATCH YO-

by Kayu Berkarat December 14, 2020

That bro doesn't even lift

An expression to be used when someone's idea is nonsensical or incredulous. Another way of saying a theory "doesn't hold water".

Person 1: "I think that communism is a viable system of government."
Person 2: "No way. That bro doesn't even lift."

by CabronDeOz November 3, 2014

Don't taze me bro!

This was a frantic plea from an annoying yet harmless college punk who decided to ask John Kerry one too many questions from the "open mic". Ironically (and tragically) his request to not be tazed was immediately followed by the actual tazing, since the crack group of security guards immediately assessed him as a threat to John Kerry, himself, and the crowd. Nice going security guards, enjoy your unpaid vacation.

"Don't taze me bro!.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Why? Why?"

by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

The greatest game in history. Every Nintendo character, plus Snake and Sonic. Fighting. A lot. You can't deny it's power.

Dude 1 - "Hey, let's go to your house and have a good round of Super Smash Bros. Brawl!"
Dude 2 - "Very yes."

by NicTheBatman April 1, 2008