bird geek

Emeka.

A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".

Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.

A number of woman have reported being attacked by an unknown species of bird. These vicious birds have been waiting to attack women entering and exiting Health House in Darwin in the Northern Territory of Australia The bird geek kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".

by DCF giggler August 15, 2011

dry bird

Someone who has cotton mouth and is trying to suck dick

Last night she was a dry bird and now my dick is chafed

by dirty turkeys November 8, 2023

baby birding

v. when vomit is your kink and you exchange vomit in each others mouths during sex

last night me and my s/o were baby birding so hard that i came

by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Bird

A girl who is used and gets used.

Bro she ain’t nun but a bird, swear.
I dunno man should I cuff though?
Naw dawg, flip her like a bird.

by Birdieboy April 6, 2018

Bird fucker

Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation

Man I'm bored but Connor over there is a plain as day bird fucker

by The Nice Meme Truck February 7, 2018

Bowl Birds

Any Seahawk team member, whether player, coach, etc... who was an official contributor to the team during any season in which the Seattle Seahawks played in the Super Bowl, regardless of the year.

Seattle Seahawk playersKam Chancellor Russell Williams Marshawn Lynch and Richard Sherman have been some of the greatest bowl birds of all time

by Birdie December 27, 2014