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Bear

1. A gay man with his Cub ( that is a boy)
2. An animal
1. Is that a bear in a dress I just saw with his Cub?
2. That bear attack me while I was walking
by 459395 February 20, 2022
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Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the dead with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
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bear trap play

a sexual indulgence for mizzou students after 11pm.
dude, my girl refused to try bear trap play.
bro, she’s not wifey material.
by spoopypotatoes August 20, 2023
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kitty bear rug

A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.

In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.
"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."
by ana_san November 20, 2024
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Bucket of Bears

A 'bucket of bears' implies the chaos and calamity that should be there when you open 'a can of worms'. What would a can of worms do? Just spill out and wiggle around. Hardly the chaos that's advertised. A bucket of bears though? Pandamonium!
Not knowing, she was a "real" Wiccan, he brought up atheism, and opened a bucket of bears, to his detriment.
by BobdaButcher83 December 26, 2022
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Arabian Bear Trap

When the bitch sucks your dick and coughs and she bites it.
Some slut gave me a Arabian Bear Trap
by Mr.Grape June 4, 2019
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gummy bear implants

Gummy bear implants are a cohesive gel breast implant make from silicone. Gummy bears are known to be form stable and keep their shape. FDA approved. They are commonly inserted as a full-sized gel implant through an incision at the underside of the breast. The main advantage of gummy bear implants are that they do not leek if punctured.
I went with gummy bear implants for my breast augmentation.
by RobbiRacks.com July 11, 2018
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