Banana

banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. most bananas aka Onisions subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his video. Onision must be stopped.

banana: "Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?

Guy 2: oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*"

by Sigrid F***ing Laura February 14, 2017

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Jean banana

A jean banana , also called nipple twister at times, is a person who strongly dislikes and bullies woman/a sexist

Person a: ay bro this girl is so annoying, imma pull a jean banana on her

Person b: damn bro don’t do her like this

by Rai ❣︎ November 22, 2021

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Banana Phone

When you use a Banana for a telephone & or a communicating device.

Hey i'm gonna go use our Banana Phone to call Georges mom.

by YeetController December 13, 2014

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Banana Budget

A Banana Budget is the end-of-year scramble to spend leftover funds, typically by a business owner, manager, or department head, just so the money doesn’t “go bad.” If the budget isn’t used, next year’s allocation might get reduced, so people start buying unnecessary stuff just to peel through the remaining cash.

Coined by Moden Agency, a creative advertising agency in Indianapolis, to describe the classic “use-it-or-lose-it” spending spree at the end of a fiscal year.

"Why did Marketing just order 14 bean bag chairs and a neon sign that says ‘Synergy Happens’?”
“End of year Banana Budget, bro. Use it or lose it."

by Dack Fayden October 27, 2025

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