Wet bench

When a group of guys cum on any surface i.e. a table of bench, then rub their dicks in the pool of cum and receive a blowjob

"I heard Jenny gave a blowjob to Tom after he did a wet bench with his mates"

by Applebenchcrisp September 04, 2021

Wet Cabbage

Filling up a girls pussy with water and then fucking her till shes empty

I wet cabbaged marie last night, It made such a mess

by Stochii_ May 28, 2022

A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete

The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.

by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021

wet the dirt

To apply lubricant to the ass hole before anal sex

Sheena told Ron that if he was gonna put his dick in her ass, he had better wet the dirt first

by brazildude April 06, 2015

wet darren

Shaking the piss drips off of your cock on to a sleeping friends face.

Shushh he's sleeping give him a wet darren.

by Fatballbag February 21, 2025

Wet Tosti

"Wet tosti: (noun) - (soggy sandwich) A term derived from Dutch slang, meaning 'slappe hap' It signifies something lacking excitement or energy, akin to the English phrase 'blatherskite.' It describes a situation, object, or person that is dull, uninteresting, uninspiring, or full of nonsense and trivial talk."

He really is a wet tosti.

by laapsaap April 29, 2024

Wet Tosti

"Wet tosti: (noun) - A term derived from Dutch slang, referring to a 'soggy sandwich.' It symbolizes something lacking excitement or energy, akin to the English phrase 'blatherskite.' It describes a situation, object, or person that is dull, uninteresting, uninspiring or full of shit."

He is such a wet tosti.

by laapsaap April 26, 2024