where you take a girl by her pussy lips, sqeeze em together with a pair of vice grips, hold her off the ground by her hair and a piece of rope, shove a sword down her throat and say " what would you do for a klondike bar bitch!"
Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.
by anonymous47937987394875 October 29, 2008
Get the Angry russian Suffocating Hell Slapmug. when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.
Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..
by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009
Get the Slapped your dick against the wallmug. Man 1: Hey, Sophia!
Girl 1: Hey!
Man 1: U know what day it is?
Girl 1: No?
Man 1: National Slap Sophia Day! *Slaps Girl 1
Girl 1: Hey!
Man 1: U know what day it is?
Girl 1: No?
Man 1: National Slap Sophia Day! *Slaps Girl 1
by 1004cucumber September 19, 2021
Get the national slap Sophia daymug. by YourBoyTW April 8, 2017
Get the National slap girls ass daymug. Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family
by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007
Get the slap the piss out of the head of the familymug. by Reetusthedinostomper October 26, 2019
Get the Slap your sibling across their face day!mug. On the 10th of August, after National Slap Your Brother Day, is National Slap Your sister day. It is a day where you, as it says in the title, a day to slap your female siblings.
by EpicCommie August 9, 2021
Get the National Slap Your Sister Daymug.