Boy 1 - "Yo do you think that IW will patch mw3 this time around?
Boy 2 - "Fuck he got me around that corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck call of duty modern warfare 3 imma go get skyrim
Boy 2 - "Fuck he got me around that corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck call of duty modern warfare 3 imma go get skyrim
by UnDeRgRoUnD KiNg by Drake November 22, 2011
Activisions next cash cow.
Another shit console game made for brainless casual retards/or consumer. Soon to be one of the most overrated REHASHED games in history along with Black ops and Mw2. With that the CoD series hasn't done anything innovative since CoD4.(Spec-Ops is just a cheap co-op mode) All they do is re-skin, add another very short 5 hour campaign with a lazy horribly written storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons, and add more pre-installed hacks like perks and killstreaks to the MP to unbalance it and dumb it down even more for casual retards..
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How to make a Call of Duty game in 10 easy steps:
Step 1: Use an outdated game engine from 2005
Step 2: Insert crappy storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons
Step 3: Design a character that 12 year olds will perceive as "cool" and refer to him only by his mysterious call sign.
Step 4: Kill said character in a scripted event 2/3 way through the campaign.
Step 5: Kill key bad guy in another scripted event involving slow motion
Step 6: Add a halfbaked multiplayer mode. Make sure that there are plenty of glitches and imbalances and good places to camp.
Step 7: Profit.
Step 8: Release overpriced map pack.
Step 9: Profit some more.
Step 10: Repeat steps 1-10 until series has been sufficiently milked dry.(Tony Hawk, Guitar Hero)
Popularity=/=Quality
Another shit console game made for brainless casual retards/or consumer. Soon to be one of the most overrated REHASHED games in history along with Black ops and Mw2. With that the CoD series hasn't done anything innovative since CoD4.(Spec-Ops is just a cheap co-op mode) All they do is re-skin, add another very short 5 hour campaign with a lazy horribly written storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons, and add more pre-installed hacks like perks and killstreaks to the MP to unbalance it and dumb it down even more for casual retards..
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How to make a Call of Duty game in 10 easy steps:
Step 1: Use an outdated game engine from 2005
Step 2: Insert crappy storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons
Step 3: Design a character that 12 year olds will perceive as "cool" and refer to him only by his mysterious call sign.
Step 4: Kill said character in a scripted event 2/3 way through the campaign.
Step 5: Kill key bad guy in another scripted event involving slow motion
Step 6: Add a halfbaked multiplayer mode. Make sure that there are plenty of glitches and imbalances and good places to camp.
Step 7: Profit.
Step 8: Release overpriced map pack.
Step 9: Profit some more.
Step 10: Repeat steps 1-10 until series has been sufficiently milked dry.(Tony Hawk, Guitar Hero)
Popularity=/=Quality
Casual gamer: Hey, bro!!! You gonna get Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?!
Real gamer: Theres no way in hell I'm buying that shit console game.
Casual gamer: Why?
Real gamer: Its just another $60 expansion pack with even more dumbed down gameplay because those money hungry fucks at Activision want to expand there audience. No skill or actual thinking is required at all. Activision is just going to milk this game dry like Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero.
Casual gamer: LOL you PC elitist....name me games that are better!
Real gamer: Call of Duty 1, Call of Duty: United Offensive, Call of Duty 2, Team Fortress 2, Counter Strike Source, Battlefield series, Half Life series, Quake series, Doom series, etc. Oh....and I forgot Minesweeper.
Real gamer: Theres no way in hell I'm buying that shit console game.
Casual gamer: Why?
Real gamer: Its just another $60 expansion pack with even more dumbed down gameplay because those money hungry fucks at Activision want to expand there audience. No skill or actual thinking is required at all. Activision is just going to milk this game dry like Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero.
Casual gamer: LOL you PC elitist....name me games that are better!
Real gamer: Call of Duty 1, Call of Duty: United Offensive, Call of Duty 2, Team Fortress 2, Counter Strike Source, Battlefield series, Half Life series, Quake series, Doom series, etc. Oh....and I forgot Minesweeper.
by Jibby123423 May 29, 2011
by Addison409 July 31, 2021
The woman who drives a Saab 93 convertible is chic and self-confident. Bookish and intelligent, she can be seen tooling from the library to a humanitarian event. From her specs to her driving mocs, she is classically hip, usually with a NY Times or Wall Street Journal tucked between the drivers seat and console. Her choice of music is anything from jazz to country. Almost all Saab drivers are left-handed and she is no exception. Up on everything from world events to the newest movies, she spends most of her free time being with her head buried in a book of non-fiction. She's unconventionally beautiful, hip and a trendsetter who makes no excuses for her fashion, reading or life choices. Her home is modern, free of clutter and filled with books. She doesn't care how old her Saab is, as the older the model, the chicer the look. In the summer she can be found tooling anywhere from Napa to Nantucket with the roof down and her shades on.
My blind date pulled up in a Saab 9-3 turbo convertible and immediately I was afraid that she would be more intelligent than myself
by Saab Guy 44 January 29, 2016
when the police in Newark change shifts thats when most niggers shoot off their guns at each other because there are less officers out on patrol.
Person 1: Hey man aren't you going to set your alarm we have to wake up at three to catch out flight.
Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?
Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?
by Zerkiahh May 30, 2011
A rising meme on Youtube where a video that usually results in a fail is interrupted by a clip that plays at the end of every Battlefield 3 trailer depicting a soldier walking towards the viewer while a battle is going on behind him. The trailer is accompanied by a loud, audible theme and ends abruptly as the soldier stops, ending the exit clip. Usually it’s about a 15-25 second video where it shows a humorous or shocking event, there are around 100 of these videos. Its similiar to the memes "guile's theme goes with anything" and the "WTF Bomb".
"Battlefield 3 trailer that goes with anything" example:
**Watches Youtube video titled "Battlefield 3 goes with anything even-Wii"
**Person accidently throws a Wii Remote at their 60 inch TV**
**Ends with a soldier walking toward the screen and hears BBBBPPPPP BPPPP**
**Watches Youtube video titled "Battlefield 3 goes with anything even-Wii"
**Person accidently throws a Wii Remote at their 60 inch TV**
**Ends with a soldier walking toward the screen and hears BBBBPPPPP BPPPP**
by Al-the-Youtube-Guy November 13, 2011
(when a computer rejects a 3 1/2 inch floppy)
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!
by memememememememememememe April 24, 2006