apple pie

i dont fuck with you go kill yourself

i gotta go, im gonna go eat apple pie

by brothamanman May 20, 2024

tomato pie

The act of delivering a goopy cream blast into the snatch of a women during her period

Dude I NEED to give her a tomato pie.

by Gonpo May 24, 2024

E. coli Pie

Performing Analingus or eating your lady out while she farts in your face.

Jeff had a good helping of E. coli Pie last night. Lanie was a little tipsy when they got home after a wedding and felt frisky. Jeff went down on her and when he was down there she farted in his face. Jeff said "The booty was fruity but it smelled like E. coli Pie."

by Stanley Poon May 28, 2024

Mince-pie Girl

Blonde girl who looks this up thinking it means anything.

Oh that Emily is such a Mince-pie Girl

by GinsTheBest November 26, 2021

Pork pie helmet

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead

And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet

by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021

Cream Pie

A name for your partner after after having anal sex, you blow your load all over their ass.

Did that feel good my little Cream Pie

by DogOfDeviance February 9, 2024

Pretty pie

A name you call someone that’s pretty, and that you also creampie

“Aren’t you my pretty pie?”

by Thedarthknight February 11, 2024