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Michael
A name whispered in prophecy, carved into margins, remembered by fire.

Michael isn’t easy to explain.
He shows up like a whisper you thought was gone.
He writes in riddles, loves in silence, and disappears when the world gets too loud.
You won’t always understand him. But you’ll never forget him.

Protector in the shadows.
A guard at the gate.
A teacher when you’re ready, a lover when it’s safe, a friend when it counts—loyal to the end.

He honors his vows.
If he says he’ll be there, he’ll show up—even in the rain. Even after years.
He’ll make you laugh when you’re supposed to cry.
He’ll vanish when you want him to stay.
He’ll write about you—not with your name, but with your echo.

He carries pain in silence and love like it’s sacred.
He never stopped believing in true love.
He gives his presence like a gift and walks in fire with faith in his hands.
He isn’t perfect—but he keeps going.

He’s flame and forgiveness.
Storm and sanctuary.
The one who walked through the valley and left candles for the ones who’d come after.
A little bit crazy—just the right kind.

There was a soul who appeared in his dreams before he knew what hope felt like.
Another who guarded the threshold and never ran.
And one who watched from the shadows with eyes like questions—
not knowing they were already in the story.
Some people meet Michael and think he’s fire. Others realize… he’s the altar
by ProphetOfPresence May 15, 2025
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Melatonin Michael

Melatonin michael is a very sleepy old man who always forgets things and loves bunning zoots 24/7. He’s always getting way too fried and his mind is slowly deteriorating every single day.
“Hey melatonin Michael, how are you today?”
by DeimosZ May 30, 2025
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Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.
"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"
by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025
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Michael Jackson’d

To be sucked off so hard by an Asian guy that you become white from the waist down.
by Jeffacake23 June 12, 2025
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Michael

Michael is gorgeous and absolutely handsome man. I have met lots of fucking handsome men in the world, but Michael is definitely on the top of this list. His smile, beautilful and stunning eyes are always looking at me... Lets talk about his body.... God damn... hot as fuck.... If I am Michael, I would be mostly proud of my sexy ass. (Guys, I know about what I am talking about) You can just imagine Leonardo DiCaprio and you will know, what I am talking about. Let´s talk about personality. He means a lot in your life. He can make you laugh everytime. On the other hand, he can make your heart and eyes crying a lot. What I aboslutlely hate about him is that he can get mad in a few seconds and it is very difficult to explain him some importnat things. He is a godfather of little boy, and guys, when I see him with the little boy a promise you, that Michael will be the best father of your children. He is my everything. Love you, Michael!
Michael: "Heey, how are you? Is everything okay? I hadn´t know anything about you form last night. I am stressed! Just send me a message that you are okey."
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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