Footlong Day

Footlong day is on march 13. A day to celebrate guys with footlongs. Flaunt it if you got it, and if you don’t got it then buy a footlong from subway to celebrate.

Sally: Hey Dave happy footlong day.
Dave: Thanks Sally.
Sally: So can I see it?
Dave: Sure, but only because it’s footlong day.

by TMoney1441 October 15, 2019

Leftover Day

Also called Boxing Day. It’s the day where everyone eats the leftover food from Christmas Day

Leftover day can last 1-2-3 days or even up to a week - depending on how much food is leftover

Oh gee ham sandwiches again?? Must be leftover day

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 25, 2019

redneck day

A holiday that falls on the 28th of February every year where one dresses up as as much of a redneck as possible.

Promotes southern pride and heritage; most common in southern U.S. states.

“Bro, what color flannel are you doing for redneck day?”

“I was thinking orange and brown or just straight up camo, I don’t know yet.”

by Soap taste good March 1, 2019

Dais-uls

swollen cheek muscles from excessive smiling, caused by an extremely smooth guy. Next level Blushing.

"Look at the Dais-uls on that girl, she must have an amazing guy in her life."

by Chaddy.Bear.22 July 6, 2012

Anvil Day

A holiday celebrated on December 23. I began in 1264. It started when the neighbor kids were running around the Blacksmith at work. He then dropped his anvil on them because they disracted him. He lied and said that they were "screwin' around too much" Ever since then, He dropped anvils on the kids that "screw around too much" heads as a warning that they should get coal for X-mas.

"Happy Anvil day!!, don't screw around"

by Angie Redwing and Todd Dunum January 1, 2010

oof day

A day in which it is appropriate to have several oof moments

I’m skipping school today because it’s already an oof day

by uwishuweretheblairtomyserena February 11, 2019

McLove Day

McLove Day is on the 5th of June, this day celebrates McDonalds and parently love, on this day you should buy the kids anything they want from mcdonald’s

Happy McLove Day kids what would you like?

by Lørd June 4, 2022