Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.
Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "
by FightMilkChamp July 12, 2018
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old hag syndrome

1

one who is old enough to be accepted on a neighbourhood facebook group

2

one who is over the age of 30
i heard that ur mum is old enough to have old hag syndrome
by kaiandersonsshower April 17, 2021
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Old Fashioned Kathy

When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.
After work I am going to head over to Stromboli's house for an Old Fashioned Kathy.
by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024
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old raisin

An Elderly person, usually old as hell and more wrinkly than a raisin.
by griff_L2 September 30, 2023
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Old Cunt

What you call you grandma
This old cunt is good for noting anymore

Who would fuck this old cunt
by Gradmafucker January 03, 2024
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13 year old artist

a 13 year old who makes the mona lisa look like a scribble
someone:did you see that 13 year old artist on tiktok? they recreated the mona lisa perfectly on this filter where you can only draw with your eye movement

me: life is unfair
by hannahlolywhosteesyd October 17, 2023
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Old Man Yaoi

Old Man Yaoi is a specific brand of Yaoi- Japanese gay erotic/romantic manga, in which the two characters in love are old. More often people use the term to describe fiction relationships containing old men that are from other types of media.
Person 1: "What are you reading?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's Hilson Mpreg Fanfiction. They're my favorite Old Man Yaoi."
by yaoiyurisnorterguuuuulp January 03, 2025
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