Milk

The one thing your dad has went to get at the gas station 15 years ago and is still picking the best brand

You: Mom... when will dad be back with the milk?

Mom: Never.... he is busy squirting his milk in other women.

by R/ChildSupport June 10, 2019

Milk

Something your dad went to go get and never came back with it.

My dad never came back with the MIlk.

by Thekidintheski November 19, 2022

Burrito milking

Sucking dick

Burrito milking is Johnson favorite thing to do

by Destineehenderson July 5, 2015

milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023

Drink Some Milk

This is a common Euphemism in the gay Community of the American Southwest (Especially New Mexico and it's surrounding area) where one is offering someone to drink some Semen or suck their cock.

Person 1: Hey man you want to drink some milk?
Person 2: Aww Yeah!

by OwlOhiomMan December 29, 2023

Milk Shook

It's a milk shake but it's not shaking anymore

Why would you call it milk shake if it isn't shaking..
Call it milk shook

by Jifurr April 11, 2020

Watermelon Milk

A black girls pussy juice

Oh man sharkeesha just blasted me with her watermelon milk

by anonymous July 10, 2025