Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

Two Boong

A drinking game played by one or a group of individuals whilst watching sport on TV in Australia, usually played whilst watching Australian Rules Football, when two people of Aboriginal descent are both in the cameras frame, those playing the game must take a sip of their drink of choice (usually alcoholic)

Hey boys, “two boong” on the Telly, everyone drink!

by 5ie September 13, 2025

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

two dicks

a person who actually exists.

the chicks are crazy about two dicks!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019

Two mercuries

An event representing Harry Potter’s glasses, and/or appearing only on the last day of July.

“I see two mercuries shining at us”

by Alo-posmi November 20, 2023

Two man

A two or 2 man is when 2 men either have sex with a girl at the same time or one after another.

It can be used past tense like me and bro went on a two man and shit was right.

Or

It can be used in the present like aye bro look over there a 2 man for sure. Or aye bro im at the gstat right now I see a 2 man wyo wtw

by deathh70 October 18, 2025

One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos

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by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025