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suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
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Suck my peen

by Lil Debbie's husband May 16, 2021
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suck urself

A Jamaican phrase when some is angry they say this
Desmond: Yo you pussy bwoy
Sheldon : Go suck urself
by Harris Beckenham student February 2, 2021
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sucks boots

A nicer, school friendly, way to say ' sucks balls '.
Person 1: My English teacher gave me so much homework today
Person 2: Wow, that really sucks boots
by Ben Dover #1 September 21, 2022
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Sucked

An accidental autocorrect for the 2016 word “Zucked”.

When getting” zucked” autocorrects to getting “sucked”, your text message conversation takes a wild hairpin turn straight down to Not-safe-for-work-ville.

Anyone catching a quick glance at your phone, while your friend is discussing how they got “sucked so hard last week” is going to have a lot of follow up questions. And no one got time for follow up questions.
| Charlotte had to create a finatagram because her real instagram was sucked.
| Sucked
| Damnit, ZUCKED
| we can all agree “charlotte_Got_Sucked” is a much different instagram handle
by WanderingGinger September 7, 2022
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suck a flower

when someone needs to take a chill pill and smell the roses. when someone will not let one thing go. "lighten the fuck up" but in nicer words.
Breh 1: Man you really getting on my nerves breh!

Breh 2: You telling me what breh?
Breh 1: Suck a flower breh!!!
Breh 2: You syced it!
by jpHuDi July 27, 2015
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Tuck and Suck

She turned me around, and gave me a tuck and suck!
by GroovySpank February 16, 2021
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