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poo gooch

Poo- gooch (verb) handstand position in the shower, whilst legs are being spread by 2 willing participants, and a 3rd party pours shampoo in your gooch (frequently used by hockey boys)
“We went in the shower and he poo gooched me” he said grinning ear to ear.
by Dianna poon glampers February 5, 2024
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Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.
“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”
by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022
mugGet the Two Poosmug.

Poos

When you have to take a poop and a piss at the same time. It is taken from the words poop and piss.
by BeastEJ January 20, 2021
mugGet the Poosmug.

Poos cake

Poos cake is someone who is a friend but also ur poos. The origin of this word comes from Fayerweather Hall at the the University of Rhode Island. Two pals decided to get smacked and started saying poos for whatever reason. The rest is history.
“Yo, have you seen Ryan
You mean poos cake?”
by Poos cake January 23, 2021
mugGet the Poos cakemug.

Clown Teeth Poo

the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth
pppttthunk , thats the sound of a clown teeth poo
by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 8, 2011
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Poo

Steamy chocolate that plops out of ur butthole. Just awaiting to see the world outside they’re mommy’s butt wound
“Mommy come check my chocolate’” says Sofia the First
“Umm that’s not chocolate that’s poo.”
by Bobby butt March 17, 2019
mugGet the Poomug.

Poo

A poo
I done a poo
by Niger is a country June 1, 2020
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