pre sesh poo 

A poo taken a couple of hours before a sesh to 'clense' your body

Yeah mate, just taking my pre sesh poo and il be on my way

pre sesh poo by Tadiarrrrrrrr January 25, 2017

The Dementor Poo 

When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel

"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"

The Dementor Poo by RossyKrazed June 26, 2017

De Ja Poo 

That feeling of doing the same shit everyday.

After working this job for a year, every day feels like de ja poo.

De Ja Poo by Ginger Snapped July 21, 2017

Nap'n Poo

It's like when you Netflix and Chill except you take a nap and take a poo.

Hey everybody! Come on down to my place for a Nap'n Poo!

Nap'n Poo by Stannler McGee November 29, 2017

Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

Beat the Poo by greenlan July 29, 2018

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

pirate ship poo by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

c.o.poo.d 

A chronic lung condition caused by smelling someone’s honking poo.

~Walks into a public toilet where someone’s slipped out a stinky brown caca.~
*coughs and coughs*
“Holy moly that stench has given me C.O.Poo.D”

c.o.poo.d by Mr_flower March 25, 2019