rotting cat

smelly vag

rob connors loves brendans rotting cat

by brendan matt swift September 29, 2008

Fire cat

Fire ass pussy

The girl I fucked with last night got some fire cat

by Crazybitch77 November 24, 2019

Seniority Cat

a cat inwich has worked in one place for a specified amount of time.

boss:I need to fire a cat.
Asst.: not him, he's Seniority Cat

by Tyler Swatinn May 29, 2010

cat eater

Any device or appliance that makes a loud noise, scaring cats into running in terror and shredding the lap of anyone they sit in trying to run away.

Its definition changes with the cat, but common examples include vacuum cleaners, garbage disposals, ice machines, vehicles without sound suppressors, and screaming children.

If you're nearby, warn me before you turn on the cat eater. I like to have thighs that don't bleed .

by oron61 July 30, 2021

Cat Dollars

What you say you're going to give someone if they do something for you, when in fact you're going to give them nothing at all. In other words, 1 Cat Dollar is equal to nothing, and 2000 Cat Dollars is also equal to nothing.

"If you open that door for me, I'll give you 2000 Cat Dollars" said Man X.
"So... you'll give me nothing." said Man Y.
"Yup." said Man X.

by hujgup September 5, 2011

Cat Magnet

A male that many females are attracted to.

"Man, that guy is such a cat magnet."

by qrrirbriel June 27, 2012

Square Cat

Beyond the dimensions that the naked eye can perceive, this creature was bore from the supple teat of a mountain lion and the gentle caress of sour cabbage.

"engorge my fallis as i enter the square cat"

by Max's Left Nut May 7, 2019