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if he cant break bread he fake

person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2

person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend
by chemz-88 November 28, 2022
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I like bread

If you have this it means you're a femboy
Jayden: I like bread!
Magnus: You're a femboy.
by BrunchLunch December 22, 2022
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get off the bread

Getting off of or stopping the bullshit about Money issues
Get off the bread, I'm not paying you for that.
by Freshconman December 24, 2022
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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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Inventor of garlic bread

Its a random bitch in canada (me)
yo that random bitch in canada is the inventor of garlic bread.
by bitch in canada March 21, 2023
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Dave's Killer Bread

an American brand of organic whole-grain products. Flowers Foods purchased the brand in 2015 for $275 million
Dave's Killer Bread acquired for $275m by owner of Wonder Bread, Tastykake
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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smelling the bread

‘ smelling the bread’ is a sexual innuendo for when an individual is given oral sex, mostly used for females
“hey dom im smelling the bread with your girlfriend

what the freak man!!”
by americanpie743838 July 1, 2023
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