Birdwhacking

Royally screwing something up, typically in a gaming scenario. It is commonly followed up with the words "your tweezers."

"Wow bro, you're really birdwhacking your tweezers right now."
Or
"My bad guys, I'm birdwhacking so hard."

Birdwhacking by Master Swoop May 6, 2016

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birdd

cum slut

that birdd is gulpin down all the cums

birdd by bbbeb January 2, 2019

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bird • birdman • birdbath • bird's nest • Birdie • birdies • bird dog • Birdwatching • birdshit • Bird Box

birdraptor

Noun / Verb
'Beh-rd-rah-p-tor'

A hilariously bizarre thing, especially a concept or person, being chosen for an uncharacteristic or unsuitable function and prominence; thereby, sparking among the public, not merely joy, but also morbid-curiosity, existential-discomfort, looming-dread, & a growing distrust for the entire system in general.

"Judy Bagwell, up that pole, eh?... What a bloody birdraptor"

"I'd like to mizdad whatever vince mcmind producer keeps birdraptoring these NXT callups"

"Trump? Brexit? The Lashley Sisters?!?!... What birdraptory is this?"

birdraptor by MatMatMattyMatMat April 12, 2019

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birdspelt

The hairy ring around a persons asshole

My wife might shave her legs, but she still has a birdspelt growing in.

birdspelt by Daeminos October 10, 2019

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Birdman

1. The character from Mother and Earthbound Beginning. Most famous for beating the shit out of players in Smash Bros.
2. The guy who saved us all from Eugenes

1. I can’t believe I lost that round because of Birdman. I hate when that happens
2. Birdman just exposed more crazy feminists. What a legend

Birdman by PopsiclePerson December 13, 2019

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birdbox it

blindfolding yourself to walk through a room where sex is being had. Can be used to circumvent a sexile

(on the phone)
Dude: Hey man, I might be a little late this morning. My roommate's, uh, fucking in the living room and I don't wanna walk through that.
Boss: You got a scarf? Birdbox it.

birdbox it by Dirtyducky May 31, 2020

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Birds Of a Feather Fuck Together

Another phrase used to describe the acts of incest.

Two birds of a feather fuck together.

Birds Of a Feather Fuck Together by Nigga Cheetos August 30, 2020

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