cooze bag

used to describe someone who really pisses you off

dude you were being a major cooze bag last night

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Plastic Bag

Sometimes when you're really desperate (and usually drunk), you wake up next to a really fat chick with a face like a mangy dog. Whether you brown bagged it or not, the rumor that you slept with her has the possibility of spreading the second she leave's your room. Keep a plastic bag in your night stand for these special occasions. Just whip out that bag before the beast wakes, throw it over her face, and put that fat tub of shit down for good. Proceed to get rid of the body, as it might be evidence that you porked the porker.

The boys at the Frat house can never find out that I slept with Tina the fat lard, I better Plastic Bag this fat bitch.

by Frankieo April 26, 2006

T-Bagging

t bagging is not when you put your balls in the person's mouth, that's just essentially a form of oral sex if anything. when you t -bag someone, you want to leave a physical mark, whether it be an elongated chin, or an equator-sized forehead. The preferred spot for a T-bag is essentially the chin, but the facial spot you choose depends entirely on the mood you are in.

F&P T-Bagging 4 life!

by Master of T-Bagging April 13, 2009

worm bag

when someone is fucking and just when they are gonna ejaculate, they pinch their dick and all of the cum is still on the tip.

once u let go, it spills

my worm bag will spill any second, give me a cup.

by nasty shit November 23, 2004

bottle bag

A device used for smoking cannabis widespread throughout the southwest of england. It consists of a bottle cut off at the bottom with a plastic bag taped over the end. Suction is created at the cap by pulling the bag down. This sucks your cannabis smoke into the bottle and bag, and the whole bottle bag is taken at once providing a great rush. A portable version of the bucket

Pull me a stonking bottlebag will you mate

by Matt October 20, 2004

Bag It and Shag It

When one finds a girl to have a nice body, but a wretched face, they can simply put a bag on said girl's head and proceed to shag it.

Person 1: This chick has a great body but a disgusting face...

Person 2: Bag it and shag it!

by El_Mudkip January 5, 2009

Gag in a Bag

It's the real moniker of the somehow popular restaruant "Jack in the Box", derived from the sickening feeling you get after eating their ground horse ass. Some of their food is less vile than others, but NOTHING on the menu is legit, especially the value menu, which, when eaten, will always have a few "surprises" in the meat IE: bone, sinew, and cartilage from god knows what animals.

I was eating my hamburger delux and heard a CRUNCH and noticed the meat was filled with cartilage, and I Gagged in the Bag.



(for UD's stupid requirements that my example match word for word gag in a bag)

by ganjboy420yaa October 25, 2008