cooze bag

used to describe someone who really pisses you off

dude you were being a major cooze bag last night

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Plastic Bag

Sometimes when you're really desperate (and usually drunk), you wake up next to a really fat chick with a face like a mangy dog. Whether you brown bagged it or not, the rumor that you slept with her has the possibility of spreading the second she leave's your room. Keep a plastic bag in your night stand for these special occasions. Just whip out that bag before the beast wakes, throw it over her face, and put that fat tub of shit down for good. Proceed to get rid of the body, as it might be evidence that you porked the porker.

The boys at the Frat house can never find out that I slept with Tina the fat lard, I better Plastic Bag this fat bitch.

by Frankieo April 26, 2006

T-Bagging

t bagging is not when you put your balls in the person's mouth, that's just essentially a form of oral sex if anything. when you t -bag someone, you want to leave a physical mark, whether it be an elongated chin, or an equator-sized forehead. The preferred spot for a T-bag is essentially the chin, but the facial spot you choose depends entirely on the mood you are in.

F&P T-Bagging 4 life!

by Master of T-Bagging April 13, 2009

Button Bag

An eighth of marijuana

Yo can I cop a button bag? You know that 3.5 grams of dope dog?

by Op3r4tionCw4l March 30, 2010

douche bag

Complete loser, talks a lot of crap, thinks he knows it all but in fact knows nothing, an inept intefering nuisance

Schooners over there pretends to be an experienced surfer, when, in reality he doesn't surf, what a douche bag

by surfchick69 November 23, 2010

bag monkey

a person that goes bananas for a mans bag, or the person peels the old bag skin off a guys sack and sucks on it like a banana

domenic is a bag monkey he likes to peel the old bag off sabrina to reveal the new bag

by DickPuncher69 December 28, 2005

Bag Wandering

Verb- The time while eating out of a bag (chips,pretzels,etc) when one wanders aimlessly around the bag with their hands to find the biggest/best item.

E-man - Dude, u better not be bag wandering with that hand u just scratched ur nuts with.
Dee - aight my bad

by I Just itched my nuts May 31, 2007