anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.

My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.

by Flank steaktastic October 29, 2015

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

anal til it's painful

The act of fucking someone in the ass til it hurts both of you.

Man we did anal til it's painful last night!

by Blazingbanette August 20, 2016

anal smoke detector

When she's such a smoke show, your ass starts beeping (for Joe 🩷)

"Damn, that girl was giving me eyes! Totally setting off my anal smoke detector!"

by Katalina Kaboom June 19, 2025

Anal

When you get too horny and fucking a vagina is too boring you need something to step up your game, so you try anal.

This is too simple, lets do anal!

by Diogo NOR March 18, 2019

Anal

(Verb) When two people mutually admire each other. It can be considered a difficult task as it is often partaken in by poeple that are very close and deeply care about each other.

Guy 1: I had some hard anal with my dad the other day.
Guys 2: That's super good, did you're brother join in?
Guy 1: No, last time he had anal with my dad it got really rough.

by ERES X August 7, 2019

Anal Marbles

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017