J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.

Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"

by Bill Butterfield November 12, 2020

Name starts with J

If you have a june 6 sister then you are awful to here. Come on be more nice.

Putting her down for her phycological issues

" yea right like your " body dysmorphia"

Its because your name starts with J that your like this.

by Ba ba ghost September 28, 2021

j-pose

when you pose like a J

"I J-posed so much I totally flew out of existence, man!"

by Wild-Girls September 03, 2023

J Crab

Sexiest overwatch player of all time. He plays Junkrat so he's a little bitch but he's still aight

That Junkrat is a J Crab

by JLammers February 20, 2023

J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.

Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory

by grrrlhood June 03, 2024

Jurnie J❤️

The sweetest person you could ever meet. She loves you so much but won’t let you walk all over her. She will hold you while you cry even if she is the one that wants to be held. You have to get to know her to realize why she’s the way that she is but once you get to know her you won’t ever not wanna know her. I love my Jurnie so much!

Jurnie J❤️ is the best friend i could ask for!

by kenzien September 25, 2023

johnny j

An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.

still a DILF though

i bet hes a johnny j

by kindersuprise October 30, 2020