wet fish

A non-firm handshake, no effort, sloppy.

He his handshake was a wet fish

by Why is this so bloody hard? April 3, 2017

wet porkchop

to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.

I have sexual relations with so many women i have to wet porkchop some chicks, itjust makes sense.

by oliver klosoff December 27, 2010

Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.

That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...

by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023

Wet Sasuke

A sexual act in which one partner spits on the other partner's exposed butthole, then leaves the room.

"Aw, man... She gave me a Wet Sasuke!"

by Remoir December 1, 2021

cold wet blanket

What you want when you're on Molly.

There's nothing like a cold wet blanket when you're rolling on some Molly

by shibbycoleslawpoe August 20, 2017

Wet

Tight, cool or awesome. "Those shoes are wet"

Those shoes are wet

by lilguy510 January 31, 2021

Wet Lolly-pop

A girl is about to give you a blowjob. When you pull down your pants she spits on your dick and doesn't give you head.

Hey dude, how was Kathy?

She gave me a "Wet Lolly-pop"!

by rollercoasterkid April 15, 2010