The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
by El Conquistador January 11, 2025
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A big ass, scary ass, dirty ass animal that eat shit that people drop and stuff they put in there trash. If you trow bread at it the possum will tip over.
p.s- don' t get close to it or it will throw dem hands
A big ass, scary ass, dirty ass animal that eat shit that people drop and stuff they put in there trash. If you trow bread at it the possum will tip over.
p.s- don' t get close to it or it will throw dem hands
Aye yo Abby that city possum over there is eating my left over pop-tart and Dino nuggets. I'm finna go caboodle his noodle ya heard
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Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
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