Friday,November 6th. Slap anyone with a bad fade,saggy nipples, and swears he is the shit at football. His name is most likely going to be Darius Phillis. Slap him as many times as you want all day.
"Hey bro did you hear it's National Slap Darius Phills day". "YESSS BRO I ALREADY GOT HIM IM BOUT TO GET HIM AGAIN".
by Darius Phills November 05, 2020
Just as it says in the tin, send gifs of slapping to any Bailey's you know on twitter. This is celebrated on 3 April every year.
by Antt1 March 28, 2021
National grab or slap a ass day will continue on Monday at school because the weekend don’t count so be prepared to get your ass slapped or GRABBED!! Big or small we get em all!!!!
by Miagonzo April 12, 2019
James: “Bro did you hear todays May 8th it’s national slap that big fat ass week.”
Rob: “Oh fuck.”
James: “Bring that ASS HERE BOY!”
Rob: “OH HELL NAH”
James: *SLAPS THAT ASS*
Rob: “Oh fuck.”
James: “Bring that ASS HERE BOY!”
Rob: “OH HELL NAH”
James: *SLAPS THAT ASS*
by bigblackballzz111 May 08, 2023
by febreezeonmyscrotum June 23, 2019
Hey its National Slap Tall People Month
by Quinn gs fgfn October 16, 2021
November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.
Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde
by The George that hates Cedric November 21, 2020