Misleading the Queen

Suffering erectile disfunction while attempting sex with an older lady.

Hey Boris, how did it go with that cougar you picked up last night?

Oh man, I'd had way too much to drink, I ended up misleading the Queen.

by Doris Johnson September 25, 2019

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burping queen

rebecca is the burping queen of england

rebecca used her burping queen powers to make mama hle extinct

by lex the farting queen April 22, 2022

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The DQ Dip Cone is a delicious, delectable treat served at the American fast food chain, Dairy Queen where a cone of ice cream is dipped into fast hardening chocolate coating.

However, there is a new definition floating around that describes a sex position. The position is a lengthy process of the bottom eating copious amounts of food, waiting a couple hours for it to hit the lower intestine, then doing a headstand on the bed, asshole agape, waiting for the top to dip their "cone" into the "chocolate". Then the top picks up the bottom and proceeds to shake them, ass down, like a DQ Blizzard.

Woman: I just had taco bell... Do you wanna do the Dairy Queen Dip Cone?
Man: Yeah, I set a timer for 7:30pm. I can't wait <3

by BigWillyScavver June 12, 2025

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False-queen

An individual who lives within a world of their own delusion that they choose to be a queen within. Often so self absorbed they believe they are the only person who matters in the whole world, convinced by their own delusion that it is reality. Often choosing their own title or false/fake crown to wear on their imaginary head.

That false-queen screamed curses at someone who was in pain because she felt slightly inconvenienced by their existence.

by Aknownmouse September 13, 2025

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